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Player profile: Alex Morgan

June 26, 2008

The eagle-eyed Goal Post editors smelled a rat this morning with some 'innocent' changes to Victorious Secret midfielder Ed Carpenter's profile.

Revenge however, as they say is sweet, so here is Alex Morgan's profile according to his VS colleague.

Name: Alex Morgan

Nickname: The Fridge

Age: 25

Position: Centre Back

Club supported: England F.C.

Current club: Victorious Secret

Previous clubs: I've never been good enough until VS gave me my chance!

Honours: To play on the same pitch as Ed Carpenter!

Biggest joker: Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Worst dressed: It's gotta be me….. Hands down!

Best memory in football: Beating Marketing 5-1 on Tuesday night

Ambition: To score a goal one day….. At the right end of the pitch!

Favourite goal: Sven Hovdens against 3M FC. I've never scored in my life….. On or off the pitch! Dammit!

What would you change in football: Slower strikers so I can keep up!

Favourite pitch: Edgebarrow Sports Centre

Best place to go for a drink in town: Café Nero in Waterstones….. Nothing beats a good book and a Double Choca Mocha with whip!

Favourite film/music: Brokeback Mountain. I love the YMCA song by Village People

Favourite drink: Babycham

Favourite food: Deep fried snickers!

Top three dinner guests: Graham Norton, Boy George, Elton John

Favourite holiday destination: Isle of Man

Favourite website: Facebook

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Were you that chump that scored an own goal the other day? I thought Ginger Pete said you were proper good? I thought you were proper pony!

MachineHippo, Bracknell
16/07/2008 at 12:21

I think you weak link is your manager Alex. You and Matt are probably the two best players on VS! Is he the guy with the plaster on his finger who hangs around the goal fetching balls?

Ginger Pete, Bracknell
30/06/2008 at 15:36

Heard you are not playing this week, Have they dropped you after your poor performances?

MachineHippo, Bracknell
30/06/2008 at 12:46

Hiya Alex

You keep mentioning me so I thought I'd get in touch because I think with my help you could be hot!!!!

Gok Wan, London
27/06/2008 at 09:48

To be fair you did have that Baldrick lad in your pocket!

You must have let him out sometime after the game because the little minx has gone and insulted Ed on his profile!

He's not wrong when he says he's short and fat! Ha Ha