1. Fred Claus can't live up to Nick

FRED CLAUS (Vince Vaughn) has lived almost his entire life in the shadow of his little brother Nicholas’s very large shadow.

2. Just the one for the road

HUSBAND and wife thespians Nick Wilton and Lynette McMorrough are playing a married couple in One For The Road at The Mill at Sonning.

3. Hell bent on violent justice

With his latest film Outlaw, Nick Love, director of The Football Factory and The Business, gives us what we expect.

4. His side top the table, but don't expect Sheasby to be celebrating

CHRIS SHEASBY refused to join in the euphoria spreading around Lily Hill Park after winger Nick Shears’s last-minute winning try kept Bracknell flying high at the top of the South West One table, writes Henry La.

5. Apathy reigned supreme in Hot Fuzz

HAVING sat through Shaun – or was that Yawn – Of The Dead and then scoffed at all of the critics slobbering all over it in praise, I wasn’t looking forward to Hot Fuzz.

6. Children have the last laugh in contest

YOUNGSTERS in Reading will get to show how funny they think they are next week during a competition.

7. Here’s to the best of British

British Food Fortnight is due to kick off in just two days, and if you are inspired by tempting delicacies produced and cooked on our very own doorstep then there are plenty of opportunities to get stuck in.

8. Selby rescues Fizzers

Chessington & Hook United 1-1 Sandhurst Town

Sandhurst Town travelled to Chalky Lane, Chessington on Saturday to face Chessington and Hook in the Combined Counties Premier Division.

9. Professional display but ‘we can get even better’

Bracknell 29 Oxford Harlequins 14

CHRIS SHEASBY hailed his Bracknell side after they extended their unbeaten run to four games at the top of South West One with a comfortable victory over Oxford Harlequins.

10. Bullyboys taught a lesson as Bracknell march on

CHRIS SHEASBY pulled no punches in the wake of Bracknell’s 11th victory of the season and was delighted his side socked it to the new “bullyboys” of South West One.