41. It’s rocknrolling

Having so far been unable to replicate the success of his debut feature, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, there has been much speculation about the standard of Guy Ritchie’s latest picture, Rocknrolla.

42. Robins are outclassed by dominant Beaconsfield

In a completely one-sided affair, Bracknell Town were dispatched 4-0 at the hands of Beaconsfield SYCOB who outclassed and out muscled their opponents in every department in their British Gas Southern League Division 1 South & West clash.

43. Unlucky Catt hobbles out of Tigers clash

Player/coach Mike Catt has been ruled out of the London Irish side to face Leicester Tigers in the Guinness Premiership at Welford Road tomorrow (3pm).

44. Boys McFlying into town

Boy band McFly just cannot stay away from Reading.

45. New-boy Duggan will measure up

Adam Bicknell is confident that Bracknell Bees’ new teenage signing Tom Duggan will defy his short stature and make a big impact in the English Premier League.

46. Fresh from the farm

47. New skipper has to give up duties at Reading

Reading have suffered a set-back to their 2008-09 South West 2 East campaign with the loss of newly-appointed skipper Mal Roberts.

48. Bracknell Forest Standard Summer League Top Goalscorers

49. Website reveals deals and discounts in town

50. Victory for Victorious Secret as they snatch title

Victorious Secret have been crowned Bracknell Forest Standard Summer League champions after a dramatic night at Edgbarrow Sports Centre.