1. Not all that smart

Get Smart is the latest in a select line of US television shows from the 60s to get the Hollywood remake treatment.

2. Leroy refuses to hit the panic button

Leroy Lita insists he is not worried by his lack of chances so far this season.

3. Hahnemann’s planning to silence Pards

Marcus Hahnemann is looking forward to a familiar voice barking out orders when Reading face Alan Pardew’s Charlton tomorrow.

4. Gimme a Pearce of the action

Alex Pearce feels he is turning up the heat on Reading’s established central defenders.

5. Garth Hill’s record A-level results!

Happy students poured out of secondary schools last Thursday as sixth formers discovered if all their hard work had paid off.

6. Value for Mooney

Reading have signed Cork City striker Dave Mooney for a fee of around £200,000.

7. Coppell: We have the ideal striker to replace Kits

Steve Coppell believes Dave Mooney can help fill the void left by Dave Kitson.

8. New Royal said no to Palace

New signing Dave Mooney believes he and Reading are ‘a match made in heaven’.

9. TV star at networking business day

10. Bennett told he can look for new club

Reading defender Alan Bennett claims it is hard being shown the exit at Madejski Stadium when other players are itching to jump ship.