21. A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures (18)

Any film with a title such as A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures is going to generate publicity – one thinks this was probably the aim of this.

22. Irish stars set for England debuts

London Irish stars Delon Armitage and Nick Kennedy will make their England debuts against the Pacific Islands at Twickenham  on Saturday (ko 2.30pm, live on Sky). More Sport..

23. Hammond is a role model

Steve Coppell believes Reading are the exception to the rule – proving that a director of football can be a success.

24. Chestnut and Apple Soup

Use the excellent vac-packed peeled chestnuts that are widely available. Or take some fresh chestnuts in the shell, nick them from centre to pointed top, at right angles to base.

25. Treble hero James is a real Wise guy

Wokingham & Emmbrook moved back to within a point of leaders Ascot Utd with a resounding victory in Buckinghamshire on Saturday.

26. Local Rugby Round- Up

I’ve got to say it’s good to be back home at Madejski Stadium this Sunday for what, I’m certain, is going to be a cracking game of rugby against the Ospreys.

27. Antonio signs

Reading yesterday signed Michail Antonio from non-league Tooting and Mitcham.

28. Hunt and Doyle need the lure of the top

29. Bracknell stutter after a promising opening

Bracknell’s success last season by reaching the EDF Energy Intermediate Semi Final has promoted them up into the National Trophy level where, if they progress, they will face seriously good opposition from the national leagues.

30. DIY with the Kaiser Chiefs

It’s Thursday, October 16. It’s 3pm, and in about five hours the Rivermead Leisure Centre would be bulging to the rafters with thousands of Kaiser Chiefs fans.