1. Three's a crowd as Millard quits club

MANAGER Jon Underwood has revealed his No.2 Colin Millard volunteered to leave Bracknell Town after relations in his three-man management team broke down.

2. Festival diary

Arriving at Richfield Avenue early on a Friday afternoon is a little like that moment when Charlie first enters the Chocolate Factory (actually, in Nomad’s case, it’s more like Augustus Gloop).

3. If you like Irvine you’ll love this

Novelist Irvine Welsh, 49, from Edinburgh, shot to fame with his 1993 novel Trainspotting, about a group of heroin addicts in Edinburgh in the mid-1980s.

4. Travolta and co are aiming to ride into your heart

WANDERING aimlessly through the video shop I was lost.

There was nothing I wanted to watch. So, somewhat reluctantly, I picked up Wild Hogs. I did this with misery in my heart, fully expecting to feel let down and disappointed.

5. Bracknell's own wins DanceX

BRACKNELL singing sensation Claire Mealor says she feels like she is “living in a dream world” after being crowned a DanceX champion.

6. Looming like a spectre...

Picture the scene – you are in a large, high-ceilinged study, lined with books and music equipment, which is playing endless classical music. The decor is a peculiar mixture of grandeur and horror, a cross between a baronial mansion and something out of black comedy Sunset Boulevard.

7. Car chase ends in Bracknell

POLICE hightailed across two counties in a car chase that ended in Bracknell early on Sunday morning.

8. Sharp drop in GCSE marks for Easthampstead Park

THE number of pupils receiving five or more A* to C GCSE grades dropped sharply at one Bracknell school.

9. Heard the one about my mate Paul Weller?

Best mates are good for lots of things – going to the pub, making you laugh, giving you advice, keeping your secrets.

10. Paging all book fans...

FOR one weekend in September, Henley-on-Thames will become a vibrant hub of literature, politics, comedy and sport, as the Henley Literary Festival rolls into town for the first time.