1. Ruchetta: the rise of a new Roman empire

Italian food and Italian wine – all we need now is Italian weather.

2. Burger kings

Burgers. Every so often I have a craving for them and end up popping into MaccyDs for a illicit quarterpounder.

3. ‘He’s an angry young man, trying to do good but realising that he’s useless’

Hours before he was arrested, we met Christian Bale in his London hotel suite to learn more about his Dark Knight alter ego.

4. X marks the flop

It’s been six years since the last episode of the cult television series and 10 since the original movie was released, so the latest installment in The X-Files saga comes as a welcome addition to the long-running series for fans of the popular paranormal show.

5. Pub Grub

Having undergone numerous changes of management with varying degrees of success, The Pack Horse at Chazey Heath is now owned by the Blubeckers chain, although you wouldn’t know it. 

6. The Love Guru

Mike Myers is Pitka, a popular self-help guru in the US who hopes to hit the big time, so he agrees to help an ice hockey star rescue his love life – and in turn, the success of the team.

7. Madonna full of praise for Moore

Superstar Madonna was full of admiration for hard-hitting filmmaker Michael Moore in a visit to their home state of Michigan this weekend.

8. The X-files: I Want To Believe

9. More than a chick flick

Before any chaps snub the idea of this so-called ‘chick-flick’, be warned that if you choose to miss this, there’s not much else on offer in terms of laughs right now (unless you watch a lot of Dave on digital).

10. The Dark Knight